dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

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parkingstrange:

the bae: “Why are you taking so long to get ready???”

me: sorry bae I’m just a-

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(Source: parkingstrange)

guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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normal person: sings lyrics
me: sings lyrics
: sings backup vocals
: sings guitar riffs
: air-drums entire song
: headbangs

meatbicyclevevo:

When you refuse to dance even if the beat is funky

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(Source: meatbicyclevevo)